Survive the Collapse
You must be joking. God helps those who help themselves. I am doing what I can to make sure that the "right people" survive, but you're a stranger to me and I have no desire to change that relationship.
For a fee, however, I will put you on my Bloodline List. That is a list of people whose odds of survival will be increased. For $29.95 your name can be on that list.
This is a donation to a for-profit corporation. This is not tax-deductible through some liberal non-profit organization. There will be no public accounting of how the money is spent. Trust me: it's for the "right people."